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We survived the Fringe!

August 8, 2022 Eli News

A HUGE thank you to everyone who came to see us at the Hamilton Fringe Festival. We had a blast putting on our first live show, and we will definitely be doing it again once we recover!

Thanks also to our special guests – Michael Howie, Hannah Gallant, Alan Belerique, Aaron Boyd, Brie Watson, Jonathan Sconza and Carter Siddall – to our techs Marc and Rose; to the Staircase, Relay Coffee; and to everyone at the Fringe.

We’ll be releasing the audio from our shows very soon, first on Patreon and Fable and Folly Plus and then on the podcast feed. And stay tuned for more live show news!

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See Civilized live at Hamilton Fringe!

June 23, 2022 Eli News

Tickets are on sale now!

Civilized: A Live Podcast Experience

July 22–31, 2022
The Staircase Studio Theatre (aka the Main Stage)
27 Dundurn St. N., Hamilton, Ontario Read More

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Presenting: The Amelia Project (with crossover sketch!)

October 8, 2021 Eli Promo

Beatrix leads Bob and Bartholomew to a strange booth she found in the wilderness.

It’s time to introduce you to one of our favourite shows: The Amelia Project! Recently our cast gathered to record a “short intro” that turned into a full-on mini-crossover. You’ll hear that scene here along with Episode 17 of TAP, “Bartholomew BEEP-face Chucklepants Knucklecracker” (no relation!).

To hear what happened on the other end of that phone call, subscribe to The Amelia Project in your favourite podcatcher.

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413: Bunker

October 2, 2021 Eli Season 4

The crew arrive at the emergency bunker to find more questions than answers.

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A spaceship burns its engines hard as it heads towards an alien planet.

412: Mutiny

September 15, 2021 Eli Season 4

Two weeks out from the base, Robert is ripped, Bartholomew and Al are introspective, and the Captain and Beatrix are at odds.

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A spaceship burns its engines hard as it heads towards an alien planet.

411: Beatrix

September 1, 2021 Eli Season 4

With Beatrix finally back from her harrowing adventure, the crew are overjoyed and absolutely no one is acting weird.

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410: Mission

August 18, 2021 Eli Season 4

The crew are looking for meaning – or just ways to pass the time.

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409: Birthday

August 4, 2021 Eli Season 4

The crew get ready to celebrate.

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408: Reiteration

July 21, 2021 Eli Season 4

Captain tries to rally the crew to go and find Beatrix – but Bartholomew is nowhere to be found.

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A spaceship burns its engines hard as it heads towards an alien planet.

407: Bodies

July 9, 2021 Eli Season 4

While Beatrix continues on her predecessor’s trail, the rest of the crew pry into one another’s lives.

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406: Kraal (with Liz Anderson)

June 23, 2021 Eli Season 4

The Captain leads the crew on an expedition to find Beatrix – who has just stumbled on a mysterious building in the wilderness.

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405: Gossip

June 9, 2021 Eli Season 4

While Beatrix sets out on a journey to find answers, Al and the Captain bond, and the others do their best to distract one another.

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404: Captain

May 26, 2021 Eli Season 4

Beatrix encounters a mysterious figure outside the base.

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403: Brothers

May 12, 2021 Eli Season 4

Al wrestles with eternal questions. Beatrix gets a little too comfortable. Bartholomew tries his hand at engineering. Robert revives an old tradition.

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402: Sweaters

April 28, 2021 Eli Season 4

Al tries to come to terms with his digital existence. Bartholomew and Beatrix try to get used to Robert. Robert tries to get used to his new arm.

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401: Return

April 14, 2021 Eli Season 4

What went down on the base all those years ago? Beatrix, Bartholomew and Bob all try to make sense of Al’s story.

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312: Purge

February 3, 2021 Eli Season 3

Beatrice and Robert are tasked with enforcing a brutal new protocol on the base – only to find themselves under siege from a new threat.

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311: Battles

January 20, 2021 Eli Season 3

As she faces down hordes of “misfires” in the lower levels, Beatrice gets more help than she wants.

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310: Misfires

January 6, 2021 Eli Season 3

Deep below the base, Barty, Robert and Alberta try to locate Beatrice while she faces down her former teammates.

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309: Hallowmass

December 24, 2020 Eli Season 3

While the base crew celebrates a new amalgamated holiday, Beatrice discovers that their scientific research has gone terribly wrong.

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